Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
续集和第一部在故事和角色上没有任何关联，是完全全新的故事和角色，略有关联的是几乎雷同的剧情设定——仍是朝鲜建国前后的时代背景，仍是山贼上了海盗船，仍是男山贼和女海盗相爱相杀，仍是弱男强女的搭配，仍是搞笑男+冷面女的模式，仍是朝廷官兵掺和其中，仍是寻宝冒险故事。
续集和第一部在故事和角色上没有任何关联，是完全全新的故事和角色，略有关联的是几乎雷同的剧情设定——仍是朝鲜建国前后的时代背景，仍是山贼上了海盗船，仍是男山贼和女海盗相爱相杀，仍是弱男强女的搭配，仍是搞笑男+冷面女的模式，仍是朝廷官兵掺和其中，仍是寻宝冒险故事。
蛮好笑的，有几段刀战还有点意思，主要是我太吃韩孝周的颜啦
作为商业片节奏太差。学加勒比海盗完全学的很差。人物完全没有魅力 。
然后姜河那，我的天呐，真真是跨入喜剧领域了，也是自带笑点的那种。
看完片子我不确定这到底是不是网大，归为网大，觉得品质远高于网大，但故事情节略显粗糙，内容一般，比起同类型不够引人入胜，角色像是从各个片子借鉴过来的，男一猛一看像张震，写死了有点可惜，隔壁绣春刀至少张震还拍了两部，查了下男一没什么作品，应该是个新人，型很好有前途。总的来说近年来较好的武侠片了，还是值得一看。
前面略有无聊，不过后面相当精彩，动作、特效一级棒，还很搞笑，这就足够了
强调娱乐性的成熟电影工业产品，但是没什么创新，几个人物的感情来的就像龙卷风，剧情转折也像过山车，缺乏铺垫。两个小时的片长基本就是打闹笑。但是由于特点抓得很准，也能看个热闹。
他们挥刀的动作好帅啊！导演和制作团队走心了，镜头都很漂亮，人物妆造也合理！苍凉大地，血里带风。
台词听起来好简单+因此配上弹幕一起看
韩国乌索普圆梦海贼王，女主角这个是不是有点厉害过头了，离离原上普。
三星全是给 又美又飒的韩孝珠，其他没了。。特效虽然过关，但整体剧情逻辑也太敷衍了，权相宇 几年不见，居然只能演配角反派了，惨。。
…………吃力不讨好的一个电影，各位演员都极尽卖力，编导也努力试图让剧情挠笑观众了，后期特效也很大片感，大屏幕看一定会更好些，但无奈戏份分配略缺重点，就算拍成韩版加勒比也不过是个二手，再一看，网飞，难怪满屏西方俗套味。可惜了放下斯文公子形像的姜河那，他造型和表演路线本次倒是挺出人意表的，但无奈角色也没有太多新意。我是真没笑过，这片子拍得比较闹腾。～
摄影 动作 都还不错 画面是有质感的 动作写实 刀刀到肉 良心电影
喜剧还是挺成功的 没啥逻辑铺垫 特效也有点三毛 不动脑子傻乐就完了
轻松，愉快，看着李光洙就心情舒畅，剧情逻辑啥的不重要，快乐就好
虽然故事比较老套没什么新意，剧情基本都能猜到，但是这是近年来不可多得的能够看下去的国产电影，至少它真的是一部电影而不是那些打着电影名号的不知所谓的恶心玩意。
这片子尤其适合对传武有兴趣或有些了解的观众，真懂功夫、懂真功夫的主创，才能明白真正的武道的力与美本来就足够精彩，根本无需天马行空地夸张。开场不久提到俞大猷，就知道导演是内行了……
续集和第一部在故事和角色上没有任何关联，是完全全新的故事和角色，略有关联的是几乎雷同的剧情设定——仍是朝鲜建国前后的时代背景，仍是山贼上了海盗船，仍是男山贼和女海盗相爱相杀，仍是弱男强女的搭配，仍是搞笑男+冷面女的模式，仍是朝廷官兵掺和其中，仍是寻宝冒险故事。
全程：啥啊，这啥啊？…这也能被提名，是我不懂韩国人。
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