施华洛世奇真假鉴定app

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分类： 喜剧片 2005

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 查陶然 7小时前 :

    而且影片一上来没有建立起一个叙述者的视角，乃至于最终的反转，让观众感觉与己无关，像是旁观了一场他人对他人的戏弄。这一点挺关键的，导演若一上来就给观众建立一个概念：“我”遇到麻烦了，只能依靠大家来帮助，为此特地拍了这个片子，阐述了前因后果，希望大家帮我祈福。最后的反转会更有效，整个结构也可以理顺为叙述者的视角，且导演试图进行的自反表达，才更落到实处。

  • 雪嘉 9小时前 :

    所以打低分的能找出除了《僵尸》之外，十五年内比《咒》更好的国语恐怖片吗？找不出来就闭嘴少狗叫，何况对氛围型电影而言，影院和电视屏幕的观影体验本就天差地别，这也是为什么惊悚题材容易成黑马，《咒》完成度相当高，如果这不能算作优秀的院线电影，其他恐怖片就该直接埋了。少诋毁其他中文地区的影视作品吧，那并不会让我们凭空诞生好电影。

  • 钱赞悦 4小时前 :

    心理+视觉的恐怖，xiejiao令人疯狂。。很神奇的是利用了视觉效果，就是解释符文的那段，你盯久了，然后符文就会出现在眼前。村庄多拍点就好了

  • 祈绮南 9小时前 :

    这才是我想看到的关于covid的影片。

  • 芳初 6小时前 :

    富强、民主、文明、和谐、自由、平等、公正、法治、爱国、敬业、诚信、友善。

  • 贡念霜 4小时前 :

    现在室外实时温度37℃左右，地表65+℃，室内开着空调23℃，喝了一大桶零度可乐，刚去量了一下体温36.8℃，电影看完了，华语电影特别是类型片最后的堡垒可能只剩宝岛了，整个下来除了有很多日系韩系的恐怖元素，更是让我想到了香港八零年代桂治洪的“邪”三部曲还有徐老怪早期的cult系列

  • 蕾楠 9小时前 :

    真是晦气啊！ 敢咒我？你个狗东西 我呸

  • 海震 2小时前 :

    不好看！！一惊一乍又装神弄鬼的 啊怎么还诅咒无辜群众！！我做错了什么(ﾉ｀⊿´)ﾉ！！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！🤺退！

  • 骞梁 0小时前 :

    他们说 要看完再评价

  • 闻人童童 3小时前 :

    柯孟融導演極有可能是整部片裡唯一中邪的人，由他創建起來的視覺邪教執意於向我們散佈「攝像機無所不能」的詛咒。也許在導演看來，若要讓「看後即死」的催眠恐懼能夠奏效，無孔不入的多重視點不可或缺：正如信徒重複唸誦同一句咒語，觀者在受到導演對攝像機異乎尋常的宗教式迷戀的持續影響同時，詛咒的儀式已經完成。由此看來，導演的「惡意」才最讓我感到害怕，而不是光有表面邪惡的電影。偽紀錄片形式於是成為《咒》最大的謊言，恰恰相反，導演逼迫著我們去「觀看」各個不可能存在的角度，各種精心策劃的靈異現象，總之看得越多越好，沒有什麼是攝像機不能捕捉和實現的。資訊過載的恐懼瀰漫人心，遮掩神母雙眼的紅布被揭開的一剎那，連最「不可見」之事亦能被輕易轉化為可見，（仍然完好無損的）機器便成為唯一的，真正的恐怖本身：深不見底的虛無。

  • 闫海融 2小时前 :

    很喜欢拍摄方式，相信晦气的和qq空间不转不及格的是一批人

  • 桃美 4小时前 :

    也就那样吧。伪纪录片拍得有点刻意，每个人都随时拿着相机拍拍拍。花样很多，但是没营造出恐怖的氛围。不如日本的《灵异咒》，那是真的瘆人。

  • 潘听南 0小时前 :

    诅咒和祝福都可以被稀释。当女主让你跟着念咒语时，只要心里默念：永远跟着XX走，便可排除杂念专心抵咒

  • 珠茜 1小时前 :

    好看，看完想抽导演八十个嘴巴子，都给我气笑了

  • 杞振 7小时前 :

    期待太高，驚嚇有限，即便在故事過半時已經猜到了包袱的底，卻還是喜歡柯孟融的敘事詭計設計，不討好觀眾，與觀眾之間形成了一種奇妙的互動，將偽紀錄恐怖片的類型做了進一步的拓展，將觀看行為也納入成為電影的一部分。

  • 辰邦 3小时前 :

    换句话说，假如我是导演，我真的信这样一个邪神，然后我拍一个电影用观众的恐惧飨荐祂，而此时的作者-读者关系以及情感链条基本没有变化，也就是说作者是否认为它是虚构的根本就不重要…

  • 祁远 8小时前 :

    拍攝手法是敗筆。其他尚好。只能說及格或良好，算不上優秀。基於真實事件改編是加分項，但把雲南某民間巫術嫁接到密宗某體系上純屬牽強附會。密宗，不管是藏密、唐密還是東密，不可能衍生出如此邪惡之法，也不可能有如此邪惡之神明。

  • 珍彦 6小时前 :

    疫情之下的疗养院现状，非常好的角度。所以我情愿相信结尾是一个崩溃了的疯了的臆想……

  • 竭芳茵 0小时前 :

    Never is, It's always someone else！

  • 静春 3小时前 :

    作为恐怖片挺成功的，这是一部和观众互动的恐怖片，女主在把观众引入和她身临同境的处境里，导演不过是把古早的“看到不转发到X个群就会XX”的梗融入到电影了。贯穿电影始终的那句让你跟着念的八字咒语“火佛修一，心萨呒哞”不过是「福祸相倚，生死有名」的闽南语谐音。看到评论区骂骂咧咧的大伙儿，感慨在唯物主义无神论下长大的吾辈迷信起来竟是比封建社会的古人有过之而无不及！

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