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分类： 喜剧片 2003

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    除了开头15分钟的歌舞和运镜，以及结尾《罗密欧与朱丽叶般》的殉情，中间漫长的叙事且有意设置的大量留白（西班牙语不设置字幕）矫枉过正平等尊重了世界语言，但隔阂了观众。并无太多歌舞剧改编电影的观影经验，此片对我来说最大的吸引力是讲着西班牙语的波多黎各人:血气喷张的男人和性感美艳的女人，跳起舞来更为诱人。

  • 干开宇 5小时前 :

    所以为什么要期待一个业已成熟的电影工业体系去精准还原好莱坞黄金时代的光影带来的感动呢，引导的方向不大对。Ansel唱歌跳舞还真是都不精通。

  • 后海桃 5小时前 :

    第一次看歌舞片看到唱跳段落忍不住笑起来——“你们在干嘛？tmd可不可以不要再唱/跳了”——虽然这些元素突然出现在歌舞片里本应该是合理的。男主唱跳水平实在太差了，要是学会rap和篮球就齐活了，女主也没好多少。你能想象这样一部歌舞片主角连歌舞都搞不定，全靠老导演的调度能力撑场面吗？天呐，简直太可怕了。其他人倒是唱跳水平不错。

  • 夏晴画 9小时前 :

    笑场无数次 其中一次因为男主演技太差笑到浑身出汗

  • 悉凝荷 0小时前 :

    因为被那样美好的你爱着，镜子里的我才如此美丽。因为在舞会遇见美丽的你，高楼上的我才停止坠落。爱需要诚心祈祷，令平庸枯燥的生命变得充满意义。爱可以攀上窗台，让平凡无奇的世界变得星光璀璨。爱会经受不同肤色的火拼，不同帮派的殴斗，经受仇恨的枪射出的荒唐子弹，在鲜血染红的盐厂上永不消亡。

  • 官敏才 8小时前 :

    明显感觉到好莱坞的审美导向在改变，我跟不上了。这女的长得和我似的，实在欣赏不来。

  • 六思美 9小时前 :

    男女主完全没有化学反应导致罗密欧与朱丽叶线整个没有触动到我 不过作为一个十级歌舞片爱好者 不得不说简直是视听盛宴 有生之年能看到这么完美的一个歌舞片真的没理由不给五星 斯皮尔伯格yyds 光影运用和运镜太牛了 p.s. Riff比男主更像男主 Anita比女主更像女主

  • 佑桓 4小时前 :

    【2.0】对没看过旧版电影或是喜欢传统歌舞片的观众来说，这或许还是一部青春洋溢的餐后甜品式电影，然而不巧的是我对旧版和歌舞片都谈不上有多大的热爱，何况本片的演出节奏和调度相较于旧版都显然退步，观影实在很难说是愉快的。

  • 卫弘 6小时前 :

    全片最精彩的歌舞编排和光影布局都在复刻原版，但除了斯皮尔伯格这般人物谁能搞出这样奢华的致敬。

  • 丹元正 9小时前 :

    幼儿园年末汇报演出，名师在线挂名指导。 ps。。。新生代们这几位，真是白瞎这天价资源了

  • 堵凌翠 3小时前 :

    斯皮堡大导出手，技术上确实无可挑剔，很多镜头调度都赏心悦目。只是这个故事实在是…感觉有点一言难尽，太傻了，中后段悲剧开始后还稍微有点感觉了。歌我也get不到。女二碾压女一，女主真的太迪士尼了…

  • 允冬梅 7小时前 :

    其实镜头拍的是真标准，无奈故事现在看各种无趣…

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    如坐针毡，槽都懒得吐，好想知道影片结束的时候美国人到底在为了什么鼓掌。在电影院打开了四次豆瓣确认这导演是斯皮尔伯格

  • 敬杨柳 4小时前 :

    上一次让我觉得删掉男主一切完美的作品还是小滑冰，只能说老版的精彩程度斯皮尔伯格的牛逼程度和男主的拉垮程度成正比。男主一脸青春期还没结束的表情还有大白嗓和60年代毫无关系，只能说前有埃德加赖特后有斯皮尔伯格，二代爹妈会铺路。

  • 宏柔绚 5小时前 :

    Wow I guess I really don't like musicals. Why can't they be less stage-y and more dramatic like Chicago? Also there's nothing more dangerous and stupid at the same time than a gang of young men who think they are cool and serious and all they end up being are violent douchebags.

  • 彩文 3小时前 :

    斯皮尔伯格版本的《西区故事》在豆瓣快被骂死，但是在我眼里是一个完成度相当不错的故事新编。加入了transgender 类似的角色为了政治正确吧，也勉强理解。没有看音乐剧习惯的观众认真建议不要去电影院看，一个舞台剧改成音乐电影本身就会牺牲掉一些叙事（也和剧本有一定关系），听音乐看舞美就好。 新《罗密欧与朱丽叶》的故事放在什么时候，都能赢得我的几滴泪水，是时候去维罗纳看看了（虽然剧里发生在纽约啦！）

  • 任冬梅 9小时前 :

    你能看到即便是这么一部脱胎自音乐剧的歌舞片，画面中的光源也要尽量贴合现实逻辑；镜头的调度多变而流畅，电影感非常足；摄影、美术等等方面也呈现了老斯所应当代表的行业标准，应当说老斯的翻新工作是卓有成效的，在继承老版明艳绚丽的视觉风格之余，大大剔除了老版的舞台感和棚拍感，而且整套卡司的演出水准（尤其是群体唱跳段落）真是相当可以，并不比老版逊色。不过问题在于，莎士比亚的文本结合百老汇音乐剧的形态去承托这样一个街区题材，天然带着某种悬浮感和陈旧性。假如真是要严肃且深入地探讨种族、阶层、移民等等命题，那老斯一开始大可不必非得去翻拍《西区故事》。

  • 尹志新 6小时前 :

    安妮塔真是美到发光！！

  • 呈楠 1小时前 :

    +：影像质地六十年代胶片感/群舞场面就是黄金年代，摄影机与群舞共同跃动，镜头动感几近科幻/仿佛张艺谋的色彩光影设计/桑老爷子的Tonight毕竟永恒经典

  • 悟向秋 1小时前 :

    男猪长大有了一丢丢味道。斯皮尔伯格导演水准宝刀未老但是为了恰饭也不能拍剧情这么老套无趣毫无逻辑为了圈钱的烂片吧！！！！

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