小蓝罐真假对比

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分类： 喜剧片 2007

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 帛雅 7小时前 :

    这部有关空壳人的台词说得很精彩，也阐释了一种美好爱情的存在期望和意义。

  • 己卓然 4小时前 :

    洞穴与生死，大远景与大特写，瞬间有了哲思，洞穴寓言、洞穴结构、洞穴空间与时间、消弭的历史……解读空间太多了，视听的独特足以让弗兰马汀诺跻身大师行列。

  • 俊钰 4小时前 :

    较之其他所谓“慢电影”，观看者对于《洞》或产生恐惧，或因绝对疏离的远景产生一种无所适从感。因为在弗兰马丁诺的世界中，历史事件被废止，而超验总是处于一种完成状态，只有死去的人才可能拥有特写。因此总是以一种非人类状态面对观众。但无论是凭借高楼的“上升”，还是歌舞剧“隔离与冗余”，神圣持续在前半部分诱惑着现代性———神圣的上升之欲望令人类反其道行之地下降到一个地下的宇宙学，通过解码，图绘地质形成的创伤史获得神圣知识。对于观看者（而不是附在其身上的超验）而言，影院的空间延展着洞穴，探险者携带的手电光将他们表述为圣徒形象。甚至是塔可夫斯基的潜行者。但弗兰马丁诺的神学与其说是基督或诺斯替，不如说是克苏鲁的，阿萨托斯与塔纳托斯是这个世界的神，图绘的完成召来的是虚无对世界与作为BDO的视觉的虚无销毁。

  • 尉迟茵茵 7小时前 :

    看得昏昏欲睡但并不妨碍是个好片，到最后那一笔画完成，死亡也完成了

  • 嘉鸿 0小时前 :

    惊险、精彩、诗意！老人脸上有岁月刻下的深深印记，不输山丘沟壑的深邃。90分钟几乎无台词，完整展现探洞过程，镜头角度刁钻，堪称一绝。没有高科技的仪器丈量尺度，探洞队全靠卷尺、铅笔和纸张，谁不想像绘图师那样在蓝天白云山野间支张桌子上班💼（本幽闭恐惧症患者好几次差点panic attack🥲

  • 仝鸿飞 3小时前 :

    老哥在山上放羊，你在洞里探险，我在电影院睡觉，我们都有光明的未来。

  • 么寻雪 3小时前 :

    慕名而来。蜜汁纯粹又热烈。。以及主题曲真好听呀

  • 文琛 0小时前 :

    一直在一起幸福下去！

  • 妮慧 2小时前 :

    这次剧场版的故事在蠢太四分之一血统的老家西班牙展开 西条高人为了演好西班牙故事的电影《血色的婚礼》前往西班牙体验式学习

  • 凌美 9小时前 :

    慕名而来。蜜汁纯粹又热烈。。以及主题曲真好听呀

  • 卫博文 3小时前 :

    今早起来照镜子面容白皙透亮，睡眠不足依旧神采奕奕，这就是BL的力量！

  • 妍香 0小时前 :

    想象拍摄的过程是观看本片的一大乐事，虽然没有什么情节，但拍这么一部片不本身就是一件很酷的事吗

  • 和春兰 4小时前 :

    因为看之前没有很高的期待值所以居然感觉还不错，而且今天的票价好便宜。西条高人大概是这两个月来第一个让我有点心动的男（）舞蹈制作成动漫真的没有做的很好的，CG倒是很精美。

  • 惠瑶 4小时前 :

    看过我被最想被拥抱的男人威胁了所以想看续作

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  • 东郭晗昱 5小时前 :

    神秘，寓言，自然主义，视觉和听觉的完美结合。柏拉图理论。

  • 廖正青 2小时前 :

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  • 卫昉宽 2小时前 :

    4.5。牧羊人和探险队两条线：生命走至尽头时，勘探队也抵达了洞的尽头。探险的过程被拍得哲学而诗意。火与水，明与暗，一个个定焦镜头扫过盆地、树木..自然的美完美呈现出来，虽然没有任何配乐，但都是大自然和牧羊人的声音，最美

  • 伯颖秀 6小时前 :

    确实不是我的菜，情节节奏生硬尴尬就不说了，跳舞主题能不能把舞画好了再来啊？！

  • 市天真 8小时前 :

    BL系列，之前没看过动画版，感觉跟《世界第一初恋》比较类似，新意不算太多。

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