腾黄果排毒真假

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分类： 喜剧片 2001

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 信振 2小时前 :

    桥老则老矣，演这种有钱又有点丧的文青还是手到擒来啊。即别人的故事是别人的故事我只是个开麦拉（。还真是。驹子日记那段跟看电影似的，但就算打破第四面墙火场里她还是朝叶子的方向跑过去，最近的距离是擦过肩膀。ps奈绪真是楚楚动人啊，眼睛总是湿漉漉的。

  • 拓跋依瑶 7小时前 :

    行男 行男 行男

  • 帅高明 8小时前 :

    徒劳，都是徒劳。奈绪偶尔像苍井优，高桥的泡面卷发偶尔像bg的蔷薇头。

  • 古怡然 9小时前 :

    客观评价来说，影片的轻重点失衡；整体观感略微有些平淡。不过这恰好在形上已经有了七八分司马辽太郎的感觉；可惜通篇没有太多藏于细微处的壮烈感，也许是受制于水平，有些剧情，台词和镜头可以打磨的更好一些，神上与司马辽太郎的文章只有二三分相似，属实可惜。

  • 弓筠溪 6小时前 :

    剧情有点像寡淡的白开水，看得昏昏欲睡。奈绪+1星，三味线是真弹，人物塑造得太好了，成为艺妓前的单纯可爱和扮成艺妓时的成熟妩媚，面对行男与叶子的前后不同态度，奔向火场时的勇敢果断

  • 季晴霞 3小时前 :

    奈绪穿着和服在雪中回头的那一幕确实很美，但是这个故事讲的不怎么地

  • 旗晨风 5小时前 :

    A24就爱拿腔拿调，琐碎的场景总是煞有介事的多个机位展现，不仅氛围感拉低，也不断磨蹭到冲散观众的观影热情，危机四伏跟成人影片交互剪辑，质地刻意要拔高，黑白电视机里的传销演讲一遍又一遍，生怕看电影的人是低能儿，唯独复古意味还原浓厚，但杀戮开始，下三路恐怖片的手法频频拿来炫技，以为是什么高级的反讽幽默处理，看到最后一刻才发现依然是类型片穷途末路的一次复制，对性的欢愉神往真是不分尊卑老少，对人性骨子里的恶挖掘不遗余力，形式和内容双双不奏效的九流制作，A24再这么有恃无恐的装逼下去，迟早药丸。★☆

  • 买凝珍 2小时前 :

    这片大概是有戒色吧的投资吧，充分说明了万恶淫为首的道理，这幕后花絮看完了，希望也有机会看到《农夫的女儿们》的正片。

  • 卫煌宽 9小时前 :

    中途驹子的对白都把我看蒙了，要不断的跟上她的情绪真的好累。

  • 典开济 4小时前 :

    艺伎回忆录吗；行男果然还是不太行；鬼唱鬼叫90分钟；万恶的蒙太奇

  • 公叔俊达 1小时前 :

    高桥这个造型就总是全程想起太宰治，故事虽说是讲清楚了，但总觉得是差点什么

  • 丹元正 9小时前 :

    何となく好きで、その時に、好きだっと言わなかった方は、いつまでも懐かしい。

  • 东青曼 2小时前 :

    奈绪的表演太流畅了 干净又漂亮 没看过原著 一知半解

  • 戴弘博 8小时前 :

    被拍成了悬疑片，没内味，所谓的含蓄全靠雪地大远景是吧？

  • 乐依薇 0小时前 :

    为了连贯性的拖尾显然已经背离了原作的破碎之美

  • 卫京光 9小时前 :

    A24 bringing you Golden Age Erotica

  • 敬经纶 8小时前 :

    益生菌的声音太好听了，文艺片色调和音乐都很隽永，浮躁的话一定看不下去的

  • 归从蕾 0小时前 :

    驹子真是有一张耐看的越看越喜欢的容颜。昨晚看完很想写一个评论的，可是太困太困了，于是打字到睡着。从岛村的角度看，这只是一个路过白雪覆盖村落遇到一个三线弦弹的尚可的艺妓故事，从驹子的角度，这则是一个关于最初的爱恋生活所困的放弃还有最后天人相隔的无奈。从叶子的角度，好吧我不知道。她逐渐开始有了存在感，只是在墓前遇到，说自己再也不想护理任何人，然后又一度隐藏在了驹子的光彩之下。是的，你只会注意到驹子，这部片子，似乎别的人都是来衬托她的生活，捉襟见肘也好，逢场作戏也好，真心爱恋也好，都是围绕着她的，一个女人的故事。爱了。

  • 冀?飞翰 7小时前 :

    看片的时候，一直回想当年读小说时自己心里的想象，然后两相对照，看差别在哪里，又自己当初为何会形成那样的想象。

  • 戢又琴 8小时前 :

    看了这电视剧，我怎么觉着这跟春物那么像呢？多角恋+谜语人+寻找真物。虽说电视剧小说不可同等而语，但总有点影子吧，保不齐渡航就是看过《雪国》小说有的灵感呢。高桥一生我看着也不像寻花问柳的老司机，只看出了他的「 」，无存在感无意义无表情无聊…完全游离于体系之外，除了念旁白完全不知道在干什么。驹子这女人在没读日记了解她的经历之前所有的行为都令人摸不着头脑，了解过后只能说曲折复杂而又敏感。奈绪演技不错，只是她的面相确乎不适合演艺伎，她太动了。对于此剧我只能说：さっぱりわからない

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